CLASSIC CARS: Old Money Style Without a Family War Chest

Ever noticed how some cars just scream “old money”, while you’re left screaming at the cost of a Honda Jazz? Well fear not, this selection of classic cars will have you looking like you’ve just exited the grounds of your country pile without having to sell the family silver.

In fact, with a dash of nostalgia, a pinch of patience, and a keen eye for classics, you can be the proud owner of a car that’s equally at home in a supermarket car park as it is gracefully gliding through the gates of your imaginary estate.

The Alfa Romeo Spider: Italian Style for the Budget Savvy

First up, the Alfa Romeo Spider - Considered by many to be an icon of Italian design and known for its low streamlined profile. This little gem from the late ’60s to the ‘90s not only offers those “I summer in Tuscany” vibes, but it’s also surprisingly affordable, if you can find one that hasn’t succumbed to a rust problem (which, to be fair, is like finding a needle in a very rusty haystack). A solid, rust free, ‘89 model can be had for around £14,000.

But if you’re a man who enjoys a challenge (and who doesn’t at this age?), the Spider’s quirks only add to its charm. Picture this: a sunny Sunday drive, top down, Sophia Loren riding shotgun, her scarf blowing in the wind (well if you’re going to dream, do it right) - when suddenly the dulcet tones of Dean Martin are interrupted as the car gently reminds you that perhaps Italian engineering from that era wasn’t about reliability but about soul. But hey, soul counts for a lot when you’re channeling your inner Marcello Mastroianni.

MG MGB: British Charm, Wallet-Friendly Fun

Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the MG MGB. This British beauty isn’t just for the chap who still refers to the Queen’s English (God save her Majesty’s memory), but for anyone who fancies the idea of owning a car with a star studded heritage. The MGB’s credits include James Bond’s The Man with a Golden Gun and Michael Caine’s The Ipcress File. What’s more, a ‘68 GT model was gifted to Prince Charles by his mother, Queen Elizabeth II. Still not enough pedigree for you, well, other notable owners have included, George Best, Sting, Sharon Stone and Geri Halliwell (alas, it was all going so well)

The MGB has a certain, unmistakeable charm, the kind that says, “I may not be a member of the landed gentry but I certainly know how to appreciate a good single malt” With its leather seats and wood-trimmed dash, you’ll feel a sense of class that you didn’t even know you possessed. And, unlike its pricier counterparts, the MGB won’t require a family inheritance to maintain. Yes, you may spend some afternoons tinkering under the bonnet, but isn’t that half the fun?

Imagine showing up to a lunch date in this classic. She might think you’ve just flown in from a weekend at Goodwood, when really, you’ve just driven down the road from your suburban retreat. Still, the MGB keeps the illusion alive - old money style, small money budget.

Mercedes SL: For When You’re Channeling James Bond on a Budget

The Mercedes SL is the epitome of suave, with just the right amount of “I’m on my way to a secret meeting in Monaco” energy. Owning an SL is like having a license to exude old-money confidence, minus the financial panic that usually comes with the territory. This classic has long since been the choice for anyone looking to cruise through life with both elegance and power.

Introduced following the success of the Pagoda, the new SL arrived at a time when emissions, occupant safety and fuel economy were starting to influence car makers and buyers expectations. As a result the SL was ridiculously strong and became affectionately nicknamed ‘the tank’ offering rollover pillars, seat belt tensioners and ABS breaks on later models.

Despite the safety additions, Mercedes managed to retain much of the beauty of the Pagoda, with the designed pinned around a near perfect straight line from the headlights to the taillights. Only broken by the most subtle of curves to add a hint intrigue and sensuality.

A well-kept SL, from the ‘70’s and ‘80’s, can give you a sense of sophistication that makes you want to order a martini (shaken, not stirred) at every opportunity. With its smooth ride and enduring style, it’s perfect for gliding down to the farmer’s market in your tweed jacket - or pulling up to the golf club like you’re auditioning for the next Bond flick. The best part? You don’t need a Swiss bank account to maintain one. It’s reliability and timeless design all wrapped into one - old-money charm without old-money headaches.

Porsche 912: A 911 Lookalike for the Financially Savvy

The Porsche 911 is the icon of icons, but if you’re looking for something a little more attainable (yet still just as drool-worthy), let me introduce you to its sibling: the Porsche 912. Don’t let anyone tell you that driving a 912 isn’t just as stylish as its pricier cousin - because this car has everything a 911 offers, except maybe a few extra horses and the need for a six-figure bank balance.

The 912 ran from 1965-1969 before being reintroduced in 1975 for a short 12 month run. Early 912’s paired the 911 chassis and body with a 1.6L four cylinder engine. The resulting weight distribution meant that the 912 displayed superior handling compared with the 911. What with that unmistakeable Porsche silhouette it’s sporty, sleek, and every bit as head-turning. And while you may not have the full roar of a 911 engine, you’ll still have the pleasure of knowing you’ve kept your wallet (mostly) intact. Plus, let’s face it: nothing says old money like a car that looks expensive enough to keep people guessing how many estates you own.

A Surprisingly Green Choice: The Eco-Friendly Classic

Now, you might be thinking, “A gas-guzzling car from the past? How is that green?” But here’s the kicker: owning a classic car is one of the most eco-friendly decisions you can make - without even realising it! While everyone is running to buy the latest electric wonder, these old beauties quietly offer an environmental advantage that’s rarely talked about: they’ve already been made.

Think about it: no new resources are being used to manufacture the car, no additional energy wasted in production, and you’re saving one more vehicle from ending up as scrap metal. It’s a bit like recycling, only with leather upholstery and much better styling.

Plus, with fewer electronics to worry about, you’ll find that many classic cars are surprisingly easy to maintain, with parts often being far cheaper and more accessible than their modern counterparts. So, while your neighbour’s brand-new electric SUV might have that “new car smell,” your classic has the far more stylish “vintage” aroma - and the green credentials to match.

Old Money Style, New Money Smarts

So, there you have it - old money style on a small money budget. From the scarf-worthy Alfa Romeo Spider to the Bond-approved Mercedes SL, these classic cars offer more than just a ride, they’re a statement. They say, “I’ve been around the block and I’ve done it in style.” And with the added bonus of being surprisingly green, you can feel good about your environmentally friendly vintage choice.

Sure, these cars may require a bit of tinkering and a dash of patience, but that’s all part of their charm. After all, owning a classic car isn’t just about getting from A to B - it’s about enjoying the journey, and what’s life, if not a journey to be enjoyed.

Ready to Upgrade Your Driveway?

If you’ve been dreaming of adding a little old money flair to your life (without selling your kidney), now’s the time to dive into the world of classic cars. Explore, research, and find the perfect gem that suits your style. When you’re cruising through town in your Porsche 912 or pulling up to brunch in your MG MGB, trust us - no one will be asking how much you paid. They’ll just be admiring the timeless class that comes with a well-chosen classic.

What’s your dream classic? Drop a comment below and let’s talk vintage cars that don’t cost the earth - literally and figuratively.

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